Humor In Unicorn
Mixed Metaphors and Malaprops

by Jeff Price, Retired Chief Ranger

Here is another mixed up batch of overheard slips of the tongue and misfires of the brain:

Wrong number operator.
I am a lot more concerned about flying since 4 -11.

That's nuts!
Don't trust her, she's as crazy as a fruitcake.

Bang, bang.
I think the whole crew deserves credit for doing a knock-up job.

I object; protest; demur; oppose!
This meeting will follow Roget's Rules of Order or we are adjourned.

Break the ice.
We are on some pretty thin ground trying to keep this a secret.

Sweeping statement.
We can finally see the light at the end of the rainbow on this broom eradication project.